No shit...so, There I was...........Stuffing moth balls down a snake hole.........
How often do you get to begin a sentence like that?
We have recently acquired a vile reptilian inhabitant, who has taken up residence under our sidewalk.
Just for the record.........I HATE snakes.. They scare the living shit out of me!..so of course...
I head down to my local Walmart to snag me a box of good-"Old Fashioned Moth Bolls"
as I was advised to do, by a weblog on snakes??? Who the fuck creates a weblog on snakes??? Can you spell L.O.C.O
So anyway....the little fucker hasn't been seen since.....to bad, since I've been waiting, for friggin eons, with the sharp edge of our "pooper scooper" to hack the thing to death....
oh well...
As if this story wasn't pitiful enough on it's own....let me include the calamity yet to come....
No shit...so here I am.....later on, in the day, in my living room.. in my mini-shorty shorts...doing the Zumba...
Zumba, for those of you who don't already know, is a smutty- latin style version of aerobics...where you bump and grind to the soca beat....shaking all your stuff and letting it all hang out.....
So there I was, getting all down in it, when I look up to see a fucking Insurance salesman standing in my door way......yes really! I couldn't make this shit up....I almost had a coronary, right there on my Persian knock-off.
How often do you get to begin a sentence like that?
We have recently acquired a vile reptilian inhabitant, who has taken up residence under our sidewalk.
Just for the record.........I HATE snakes.. They scare the living shit out of me!..so of course...
I head down to my local Walmart to snag me a box of good-"Old Fashioned Moth Bolls"
as I was advised to do, by a weblog on snakes??? Who the fuck creates a weblog on snakes??? Can you spell L.O.C.O
So anyway....the little fucker hasn't been seen since.....to bad, since I've been waiting, for friggin eons, with the sharp edge of our "pooper scooper" to hack the thing to death....
oh well...
As if this story wasn't pitiful enough on it's own....let me include the calamity yet to come....
No shit...so here I am.....later on, in the day, in my living room.. in my mini-shorty shorts...doing the Zumba...
Zumba, for those of you who don't already know, is a smutty- latin style version of aerobics...where you bump and grind to the soca beat....shaking all your stuff and letting it all hang out.....
So there I was, getting all down in it, when I look up to see a fucking Insurance salesman standing in my door way......yes really! I couldn't make this shit up....I almost had a coronary, right there on my Persian knock-off.
Now I know that somewhere tomorrow, they'll be laughing their asses off, around the water cooler, at that one.
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4 comments:
hi penny. its jackie girl i can feel you are fucking missing the caribbean waiting for you to come home girl. missssing you girl keep writing sounds good girl you should write a book.
only you can crack me up over something so crazy. maybe you should move back to FL. I am sure your blog is going to be a hit.
Hey girl I'm with you on hating snakes......I will do spiders, ants, and moths, but I will definitely not do snakes.....and the water cooler conversation.... I'm sure it was probably one of his most unforgettable moments...
he will always make house calls, after this incident...TRUST me!
Lmao thats too funny! That man must been staring through the door in disbelief lol he like it!
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