Today's News

News Alert!!!! New Job Interview....

I've been called for a interview on Sunday! Finally!!! ( I've only submitted like 500 applications in the last week)
Only one slight problem. This particular job , is one that I was a " No-show" for, about a month ago...when I was.......... in my own conceited opinon....way to Fucking good for that job!
For Fuck's sake......Can't people see how friggin gifted I am?
You want me to be a muffin scooper? A second shift, second rate Chef D'Oeuvre??

So I'm figuring, this place....must be hard-up..
They call a "no-show" back and pretend the whole damned thing didn't happen....Oh well....can't look a gift-horse in the mouth!
It's a big name too........It'll look mighty impressive on my resume!
Doesn't matter that they don't pay shit...it's a name right? That's what I keep telling myself....

It's all good....until the Student Loan Fuckers, hook on to my pay check...
I figure...... after that, and uncle friggin Sam ,maybe I'll bring home about $300 a week...
Not bad for a 60,000 dollar education, at the finest Culinary School in the Damned World! Jeesh, Penneth, your only 40......you can work our way up the ladder! Fuck me.