Adolf & The White Coat Syndrome....

Adolf, unfortunately for me , is one of "those people" who suffers from White Coat Syndrome.

Although, in my humble opinion, he undoubtedly, suffers from a" whole-heap of other shit..

Case In Point

Say, we happen to be watching the news, and a segment pops-up about......say....... brain cancer. Something, in Adolf abruptly snaps.. He proceeds to massage and knead, every square inch of his skull, incessantly... searching ...feeling ...prodding for a brain cancer lump.
At this point. I attempt, to explain to him......that if he indeed, had brain cancer, that he wouldn't be able to feel it through his Fucking Skull Bones!
Really, he asks...Are you sure? " Because this side of my head, definitely feels larger than the other side.." ................By now, I'm contemplating, bashing him over the head, with a baseball bat, so he'll be able to feel, what a fucking lump, would really feel like!

Nevertheless. this isn't brain cancer week... It's DOT physical week,...........which, by the way, is worse!

He launches into a 2 day tirade about his Blood Pressure..Not only did he begin sprinting back and forth, from Rite-Aid, to check his blood pressure, by stuffing his arm into a
decrepant, and misleading blood pressure cuff, he also spent hours on end, surfing the web, for ways, that one might lower their blood pressure... At one point he even shouts..Yoga!!!!
" It says here, that if you breath deep, it will lower your blood pressure" he says..
Yoga? Adolf?..right!......You gotta be fucking kidding me!
So for the next, hand full of hours, he slowly enacts his newly found-deep breathing exercises..
I make a mental note, to Google hit-men, and walk away in disgust.