Adolf..............That's, the name, that I've assigned to him...for undercover purposes, of course.
Adolf's mission, is to irritate and infuriate me-- an already irrationally and emotionally unstable woman!
Adolf knows precisely which buttons to push- and seems to relish and delight in grinding each and every one to it's fullest potential.
At this point, in the blog-game, I'm assuming that you've been following my written journey, and it's suffice to say that you are familiar and possibly even comfortable with my undeniable derangement......therefore I'm going to give you one itty-bitty example to support my case...( that he deliberately fucks with me)
I have this face cream ( a wrinkle cream, truthfully ) a frigging Walmart brand, for Christ's sake...That I pay $11 fucking dollars a bottle for...o.k.
But It's mine... God damn it....can't I have just one simple thing, that's mine alone!
Anyway... Adolf struts out of the bathroom this evening ( after a particularly horrific day for me, I might add ) and says....
Man oh Man..that's is some Goooood wrinkle cream.... as he proceeds to rub it into his face, neck , and chest!!!!!! Balls to this !!!! I frigging lost it!!!
I use this "el-cheapo" wrinkle cream sparingly on my face and neck only.....and here he is... rubbing the shit all over his fucking body!
Ok, I know I'm crazy.... but my blood pressure just flew the coop!
FYI...He really only used the Walmart-brand dry skin cream.....and he was only attempting to " get my goat "
He got my goat alright...He got the whole damned herd!
I consider it act of unconscionable cruelty.....What do you think?
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I tend to agree...it's the little stuff that gets to a person!
P.S You swear to much.
That's what my gym teachers used to say.... I like swearing!
Hey, You need a vacation and some soap to wash that mouth out with LOLOLOLOL! Call me sometime girlfriend. Jan
Tell R!!.... I deciphered the code name.....to leave your stuff alone. And for F's sake use a small spatula to dip into your cream. You don't want to use anything on your face that his hands have been in after rubbing his private parts. I know a solution put Nair in your next empty bottle (make sure you don't forget you put the nair in it, or the joke won't be funny) and when he uses it again and his hair falls out, just tell him it is really a hormonal cream that keeps facial hair on women from growing. And the next time he is in the walmart he can get his own cheap cream for MEN!
Yeah..I think he's fucking with you! You should hire someone to fuck with him, and stick that cream up his ass!!!!
The Nair idea sounds good to me!!
Now, you know you are not supposed to have anything for yourself !! How outrageous, the thought of it !! God Forbid !! At least I no longer have to share with a sponge !! However, when my "grown" children come over they think it's Walmart, low, low , prices, actually free !!
LMFAO!!!! That is too funny, I would have loved to have witnessed that encounter!!! Those moments used to be enjoyable at times!!hahahha I can imagine your face when he walked out the bathroom!!!!! hehehhehahahha
what an A-hole!!!
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