Jealousy

It's Adolf ......with his new Fancy Schmany job!
I can't help but feel a prickle of resentfulness.I am completely aware of the ridiculousness of it, but I'm somewhat desirous of his advantages.
After all, with the new complimentary car , cell phone, laptop, and assorted perks...It's hard not to be envious! Who wouldn't be.....?
I'm happy for him...truly I am, he deserves it... and in the end..his gain is my gain...

However, after spending the past 3 weeks, tutoring him on the intricacies of Spreadsheet Applications, Word Processing, and email exchange, I feel that I too, merit such a position...after all, with my two college degrees and damn near $70,000 in student loan debt. I deserve one, God Damn it! whine, whine, whine.

The last job that I was offered was a paltry, $7.58 an hour/cooks job in a repulsive, squalid, low-income nursing home! How depressing!
I've only graduated from the finest Culinary school in America, and possibly the world, is that the best I can do....What the fuck? Somewhere along my road of life....I turn the wrong turn.
But for now, I'll be content working my way, towards a cash-free existence...which, at this pace, shouldn't take long........ whine..whine...whine okay...now I feel better!