Can you say.....Crackers?

"Your my girl", "Anything for you baby", "I live for you"

Three of Adolf's favorite phrases....

Why is it that they don't mean Dog Shit??

Flash Back................My landlord has decided it was time for a new roof, hence for the past two days, the fucking roofers, have been scraping, pounding and nailing from sun up to sun down...and in my two-bit, box of a house, it's...Ear-splitting and deafening.....like Chinese torture, only worse.

So, as you can imagine, my nerves have checked out and I'm about to lose my mind...

And for the capper on an independently miserable day...It's sunny and beautiful for a change.... ( I did attempt to sneak a little sunbathing earlier today, only to look up to see the roofers cheerfully perusing my considerable decolletage)

Anyway, back to Adolf.......As we pull into the driveway, after a quick dinner out, I happen to say something like...Shit!, the roofers are still here.....It's seven o'clock for Christ's sake, this is bullshit... And my compassionate and loving husband responds by saying ........What is your problem with everybody? Why are always complaining, can't you just get with the program?

O.k Listen up, Miracle ear......I cut him a new asshole!, as my mother would say. Right there in the driveway for all of God and creation to hear! Now the roofers and the neighbors think I'm crackers. ( what neighbors??? I live in the boonies ) ...Oh well.

Where the hell is all that....I live for you baby bullshit???? Why can't they ever be on your side?

Quote of the day: Maybe it's not me, you know?. Maybe it's just the rest of the herd that's gone insane.