For the past month or so.... I've been diligently studying for the AFAA's Group Fitness Instructors Certification. FYI...the AFAA stands for Aerobics and Fitness Association of America.
The introductory and the subsequent 7 chapters have been engaging and informative with focus on developing and maintaining fitness, along with aerobic choreography, etc. which I've found stimulating and enjoyable....until now..
For the past several days, however..... I've been choking down such repugnant, asinine topics such as Kinesiology, Sliding Filaments, and Slow twitch muscles! I have never had such a willfully obtuse reading assignment, in all of my life!
Why would I give one rat's-ass about Kinetic chains and Third-class lever systems?
Am I striving towards an orthopedic degree?????
Noooooooooo, I only wish to instruct a group of slow-footed, old-ass ladies, on how to dance the Zumba. How hard does it have to be, for Christ sake?
But I forage on................. on this psychosomatic damaging quest for proprioceptive knowledge..... while doing my best to keep the excrement off the walls!...Because this shit is the WORST..the DENIGRATION, the End of the Fucking World...I can't take much more !!!
Okay...okay.... I know I'm being a bit dramatic, but can we please move on to something interesting, like say "the Samba Shuffle, or the Cha, Cha, Cha????
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You shouldn't let things get to you that much...is it really the end of the world?
It sure feels like it!
Nothing is ever as easy as it seems !! But for pete's sake all that just to exercise !!
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