AFAA BITCH

Yesterday, was workshop and certification day.

Finally, after months of studying...there I was!

I arrived in a state of preparedness. Full of excitement and enthusiasm, and even a bit nervous.

All of which completely evaporated in 5 minutes flat. These, instead. were replaced by utter annoyance and a compelling urge to slap the instructor stupid.

What is it with these instructors anyway? Must they speak to you, as though your a 5-year-old? She kept rolling her eyes at us, and gave us several tongue lashings throughout the day .....at one point, I thought we might be in for a good spanking...... How much did I pay for this shit????

Of course, this goes right along with my moron theory.....which is, for those of you who don't know: "When you put a moron in any position of authority, they covet it, they relish it, and always abuse it" ( case in point- the DMV clerks) Ha..you know what I'm talking about, don't you? So anyway............

As you can imagine, her approach didn't sit well with me....I don't eat shit well.

However, I didn't want the bitch to fail me, just because I told her that she was an imbecile loser and that I wanted to bash her head into the fucking wall. So I sat there in quiet submissiveness........ and ate it! I HATE EATING SHIT!!!!!!

But somehow I got through the day without being arrested for assault and battery, and left fairly confident in a passing grade. Praise the Lord !!! and pass the Vodka Tonics!!!