A.....dolf is for Asshole!

I set out today....to blog in a state of serenity...in a stream of conscious rhapsodies of peace and good will...but it didn't quite work out that way.
Instead I'm a sad example of insatiable hostility and aching fits of jealous rage.
I can't help myself...Adolf is perpetually pissing me off!
He's gotten awful cocky lately. I guarantee you, that it stems from him cavorting with his divorced buddies, at work....and if he doesn't watch his ass, he'll soon be sharing an apartment with one of 'em.
His tone has become short, snippy, and matter-of-factly.
Matter-of-fact this, you piece of intestinal fortitude! I will wipe that smirk, right off your egotistical ass faster that you can say "jack rabbit".
Okay, Okay..I realize that I could benefit from anger management classes, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm fending off a primordial urge to gouge his eyeballs out with my bare fingers!
How is it, that we let these men, take over our lives and let them drive us to these irrepressible places within our selves?