My Ring Tones...

I felt the need to share my latest ring tones with you...
They were lovingly bestowed, upon me, by my eldest daughter 'Olita... and seem to adequately capture ..the essence of me...
It is a wonderful feeling to know, without a doubt, that your children can relate to you on a deep and personal level.

Ring tone one..which sounds like a Stevie Wonder chipmonk, on smack
I just called....to say..........fuck you.
I just called.......... to tell you to kiss my ass.
I just called to saaay....bitch fuuuck you.....

Ring tone two ( my personal favorite)

Oh-oh .....I'm .........about to whip some body's ass.
Oh-oh-oh I'm............ about to whip some body's ass.
Oh..If you don't leave me alone...you gonna have to send me home..cause,
I'm about to whip some body's ass

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